I have been named by my Dear girlfriend to expose all my and her guai pi.
1. I like to eat Corgi. Why? Because Corgi meat is some of the most tender and moist meat you can find on this planet. It’s like Kobe beef. You have to nourish it with latte coffee, provide good entertainment so it’ll be happy, and massage it every day.
2. Food. Personally, I think it is normal, but there are people around me who keep thinking it’s not, so I will mention them here. I don’t eat anything salty or any left over entrée’s after dessert. I mean who would eat shrimp after they finish their crème brulee? But apparently everyone around me does. I also like my fridge empty, well as empty as possible. My record came close to a couple lemons, a canned lechee, and some condiments (ketchup, salad dressing…). So if I don’t ask what would you like when you come over, it’s not because I don’t want to offer anything…
3. Car. I have to have my car running in top condition. I’m not really into looks as long as it’s reversible. For example, I’m ok with mud all over my car, or leaving wax on my car (speaking of which, my car still has wax on it x 3 months already) because you can wash/wipe it off and it will look even better. But if you don’t put lotion on the leather, I can’t stand it because when the leather cracks, it becomes irreversible (hint hint to my sister who only cares about driving)
4. Shopping. Cannot buy anything unless I research it and compare it multiple times. I can compromise on tissue, but anything above that like toothpaste, I want the best. Did you know Colgate Total gives the best clean per brush? But I also hate buying retail. Once I find out that you can buy something for a certain price on sale, I won’t buy it retail unless I’m to the last tissue or last drop of orange juice.
5. Reading, TV, internet. Must all be on sofa or bed. Actually, the bed is the only piece of furniture I need. For reading, I like at least 4 pillows so I can get into the most comfortable position where I won’t have to hold my book, so when I fall asleep, I won’t drop it. For TV, I need the bed as close to the TV as possible because you get the theater effect without going to the theater (except my girlfriend won’t allow me to pull the futon near the TV). For internet, it’s gotta be on a laptop so I can do it in bed.
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